Expedition: 08.21.99

Toadd Mossberg: So let me get this clear, We're supposed to walk through this thing and tell you what's on the other end?
Saahlynn: Pretty much yea...
at this point Saahlynn looks down, Writing on their Clipboard.
Toadd: Weird...
Sean: If you die, i call dibs on ya' stuff!
Sean is smacked upside the head by Saahlynn.
Saahlynn: They're already scared shitless, They don't need that.
Jack B Mann (over Radio): Yea, Sean, treat the newbie with respect.
Sean: Hey jack, why do you always choose Computer duty? don't you wanna see the multiverse?
Jack B mann (over Radio): i'd rather rip off my tongue with a rusty saw blade then get inside that death trap, seriously, how do you guys use that thing? it's terrifying!
Sean: Pretty easy dude, A. i'm a badass, B. We're not pussies. and C-
Saahlynn: Sean, if you don't shut up, i'll kick your head.
Sean:...
Silence remains for about 5 seconds
Sean: My head?... Saahlynn, we both know you're not flexible enough to even imagine kicking above your waist... y'know what, try me. KICK ME IN THE HEA-
Toadd: HOLY MOTHER OF CREATION! BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! Saahlynn, you're smart enough to understand that Sean is fucking with you, and Sean, Stop acting like a Fuckhead, it's not a good look on you.
Sean: Wow.. new guy's got a sharp tongue~
Jack B Mann: Right, you guys should be coming upon the Tear right now...
The Research group stumble across the Tear, a slither of light presents itself, Saahlynn reaches into their pocket, tightening a pair of Thick, sturdy rubber gloves around their hands.
Saahlynn: Toadd, i want you to observe what i do, It's necessary that you get this down correctly.
Saahlynn wedges their hands between the Tear before forcefully prying it open, the Tear glowing with bright white light. Sean quickly rushes to the tear, standing infront of it, quickly doing a parody of a steward, guiding passengers out of a plane
Sean: hello, Vixens and Grennoulians, In a moment we'll begin deboarding, please take all items and luggage with you, We wish you a pleasant stay in wherever the hell we're going and thank you for choosing the GBI as your choice of voidline today~

[LOG ENDS]

Expedition: 07.14.03

Jack B Mann (over Radio): Ok, this is a pretty simple mission, You two are just gonna extract a few items from a foreign universe, take them back to base for analysis and possibly practically use them around the lab.
Toadd: Right... Any knowledge on the actual danger? how do we know that this place isn't currently occupied?
Jack B Mann (over Radio): We don't, anyway, I'd suggest getting atleast 3 to 2 items, make sure that your hands aren't full-
Toadd: i-i'm sorry? YOU DON'T KNOW? what if there's some massive eldritch horror on the otherside of the portal?!
Sean: Is there? how awesome do you think it looks?
Toadd: Sean, shut up. let the adults do the talking, What am i supposed to do if there's something that tries to kill me?
Jack B Mann audibly sighs before speaking into the microphone. Jack B Mann (over Radio): i want you to look inside my footlocker, my room code is 0451, just go.
7 minutes pass, in this time, Toadd has entered Jack's dormitory.
Toadd: this is a shovel.
Jack B Mann (over Radio): yep.
Toadd: what am i supposed to? whack them? 5 seconds of silence pass
Toadd: Oh my godd.
Jack B Mann (over Radio): Got a problem?
Toadd: FUCK YEAH I HAVE A PROBLEM? YOU GAVE ME A GARDENING TOOL AS A METHOD OF SELF DEFENSE!
Jack B Mann (over Radio): Listen dude... i don't know... You're acting as if i was gonna give you a gun, which i may aswell specify that i legally CANNOT, i would, but i can't, and i'm real sorry for that, so are ya' gonna take the shovel or not?
Toadd: fine...
Toadd tightens their grip around the shovel, walking back to the portal room, where Sean had perched themselves up against the wall, relaxing and playing on a portable game console.
Sean: fuckin' finaly dude, what were you- is that a shovel?
Toadd: Yup.
Sean: is that what you were given to defend yourse-
Toadd: Yup.
Sean: For real? bro, you're gonna fuckin' die.
Jack B Mann (over Radio): Don't say that to toadd, they're already stress enough as is, also, Sean, please remember you're the one without a shovel, Toadd may aswell be your last line of defense~
Sean: Oh i can just imagine your smug smile while saying that. Jack's voice takes on a coy tone
Jack B Mann (over Radio): Oh sean! i have no idea what you mean~
Sean: fuck you, let's get this over with.
Sean grabs Toadd by their collar, dragging them into the portal.

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Toadd: Sean? can you hurry up? Please?
Sean: Oh why would that be, dear co-worker?
Toadd: YOU FUCKIN' KNOW WHY!
Sean: Just a few more minutes, besides, you got a shovel, and my hands are full and you're obviously way more capable then me~
Toadd: Sean, you petty bitch, I've already tried my shovel against this thing, it's like a statue!
Sean: fine.. i guess i'll just stroll to the portal with my eye's closed and my back turned, so ya' better keep your eye on that thing, we have no idea what it could do to poor old me~
[LOG ENDS]

Expedition: 07.14.03

Saahlynn: Alright, everyone, the universe we'll be visiting has a very similar signature to ours, this could mean that we might able to find alternate variants of ourselves, if we do, Please act as if they were from another govermental agency all together, they are not our friends, they are not family and most importantly they are not US, they may aswell be strangers.
Sean:But they are us? If they share our histories, memories and bodies, they are US, surely that's enough for us to trust them, this isn't some SCI-FI television show, we're not going to come across "Evil Sean"

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Toadd: i-i.. u-uh
Toadd (2) looks towards the group, a wide grin on their face, they then begin to Run full speed towards the group
Saahlynn: [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] [EXPLETIVE REMOVED], RUN!
[LOG ENDS]