Name: Samael ringo

mutation: Snake biology and Pseudo-regenerative immortality

Date of acquirement: 03/12/2019
Prelude: Another GBI one, to say i hated Samael is an understatement, i despised that Bureaucrat with every bone of my body, this isn't even the problem of me being an "Evil super scientist" as many people/previous experiments* (*including failed ones) have put. they once refused to fund a coffee machine in the breakroom of the GBI because of the incredibly pretentious reason of "Caffeine is technically a drug, y'know?" yea, so were the metric tonnes of coke you people were doing when we were out doing actual groundbreaking work! Despite being a Site manager, they certainly didn't act like it, one of the Assistents "Adam" wasn't even qualified for the job, they were just their cousin, they went on one, ONE mission with us, next thing you know, we had to remove one of their shattered ribs.

ANYWAY!

enough about my utter fucking contempt for Samael.
Bio: Samael is a special case, they were one of the only people i seeked out on purpose, i remember sneaking up on them while they were walking home from getting some Overpriced smart tech trash, diverting them to my Hover-truck and then promptly hitting them over the head with a shovel, I specifically modified their body to be able to withstand sweltering temperture, along with a body able to traverse difficult terrain, their skin now has scales able to withstand heavy attacks from Bullets, Explosives and Plasma based weaponry, I also mixed in a bit of Mutated Salamander DNA to ensure that they will be able to regrow lost limbs, making them functionally immortal, they'll eventually die of old age, but that time is about 500 years away, they'll serve their purpose before then.

Slight Issue?:

Name: Sasha Baldwin

mutation: Fish biology

Date of acquirement: 27/06/2013
Date of Death: 31/12/2021
Bio: see, when i had first acquired this guy, i had the idea of adapting their body for Underwater travel and combat, i combined their genes with that of the Gurekian Anglerfish, I knew that grennoulians have a sub-species that live underwater, so i wanted to ensure supeiority over the sea, however, i came to regret this, the Specimen i chose "Sasha Baldwin" was an absolute suck up, "Charlotte! i'm so glad you took me away from my boring life!" "Charlotte! you're the goddess of technology!" "Charlotte! Please rip open my chest and rebuild my body in your image!" "I wish i was as smart as you charlotte!". after 3 years of this, i got tired of them being the Grennoulian who acts like they got merged with a fucking sponge, so i ended their life. When i takeover grennoulia, if those fish faced frogs ever try to take over, I'll glass their entire goddamn mini-atlantis

Name: N/A (i usually just refer to them as drones or robots)

purpose: Advanced Tasks and Scientific Aid

Date of development: 21/04/2008
my first foray into the whole "Creating life" buisness, although, they technically aren't alive, they're robotic, but they're sentient and can (sadly) make their own choices, so they're basically alive, you future guys can get into the whole "What defines life" issue, i'm more concerned with the fact i made sentient beings. the best part of new tech is always the features, so let's get to that!
Features: the Digital conciousness simuator (brain) of the robot is on it's face, contained within an LED casing, this is mostly because they'll never be in combat and hence never really need to be hidden or protected,
the Magnetic Prostethic System: Seeing as these guys are serving as lab assistants, i reckon'd it'd be best to make them modular in someway shape or form, so i thought of the "Magnetic Prostethic System" which serves as a way of attaching mechanical elements to their back for use in scientific matters.

codename: "the husk"

purpose: Basic Tasks and Security

Date of Development: 26/07/2006
The husk was one of my first inventions in terms of cybernetics, the husk is simply put, a grennoulian drained of their emotions and everything weak about them, who is then put inside a metal casing, This casing is equiped with a feeding plug, along with many life sustaining prostethics, and a strong calcium based metal alloy that lines the tubes along the elbows.
i made use of old GBI tech to drain these people of their emotions, thanks Prismera!
fun fact! this was the thing that got me fired from the GBI!

Name: Jay H.M Groening

mutation: N/A (body used for spare parts)

Date of acquirement: 28/03/2009
Oh Jay, a fool from the GBI and also someone i knew personally, this lunarian had been in the penta team, they were the most annoying of the bunch, if you ask me, they didn't deserve a place in the beautiful world i'm creating, one where i stand on top, guiding the weak and degenerate down a path of rightous inteligence, So when i saw them browsing a library while i was eating lunch, could you blame me when i kidnapped them and kept their body in my lab for spare parts?

Currently Jay's head is being kept in their very own Head preserving liquid, i still don't know how it works, but i know how it interfaces with the brain and i get how i could hypothetically give them a body again, but i won't, it's better to see them completely worthless and bodyless, it's more fun that way

Name: Gemma Albertson/Nei Omei

Mutation: modifications to the tissue and brain in order to facilitate joint bodily function/

Date of acquirement: 12/14/2019
Bio: I'VE FINALLY GOT IT DOWN! I UNDERSTAND WHAT I MUST DO! every time i've done this, it's failed. and that's because of the fact i've been doing it all wrong all this time, i thought putting people together based on relation would in someway make the neural connection easier, but in truth, it's the opposite, no matter how hard i try, they always fail, that's because they're too similar, even in people who AREN'T related by blood, even if they hate eachothers guts, their simularities and connection to one another makes them too neurally linked to properly fuse the brainstems without also fusing their minds! That's why i kidnapped two completely random grennoulians from completely two completely seperate countries with differing political structures and cultures, When they finally rose, it was beautiful, their spiderlike legs lifting their body off the table, i had modified their body to be a bit more efficent at their job aswell, it was like a moment of pure scientific bliss, the first few months will always be troublesome, with the screaming and the getting used to their new situation stuff, but i have hope they'll serve well when the time comes~

>Previous Test subjects

Goal of the experiment: to create a creature that acts collectively but thinks independently

Name: Thomas Heon and Merry E. Lena

description: Their love for eachother, while strong was not enough to keep them together, Subject died after about 20 seconds of Reviving, however, they only showed actual signs of Consiousness and Awareness of location after 10 seconds, In the 10 seconds before their body expired, they began to scream and look around in a kind of frenzied terror. later analyisis showed that due to their brains being linked, a kind of "inner-temporal dissonence" or in layman's terms, what felt like 10 seconds for me, was about 2000 years for them (note to self: please research how to replicate this as a form of punishment.)

Name: Anne D. Tombs and Lei Li Tombs

description: My next test focused on How siblings would react, i would of tried another couple, but while grabbing some food from the grennoulian country of the "United Autocracy of Lindoria" i noticed two siblings dragging someone off an unconsious person, so me, being the oh so good samaritan i am, intervened, turned out, the sibling duo were starving and apparently killing to sustain themselves, so i felt absolutely no guilt when i mutilated them and sewed together! anyway, enough about myself. why am i writing this like a diary entry? no one's gonna read this shit, this is purely for scientific progress, sure it'll get released to the public in about 2142, but that's only because society isn't ready for my genius! anyway, long story short, They died because apparently someone forgot to tell this poor old fox, that their lil' cannibalistic sibling had O- negative blood! good news, no 2000 years of internal torture when they woke up this time!

Name: Nero Lacroix and Blanca Davidson

description: Another couple, after i put them under, i modified their blood to match perfectly, so hopefully no Acute Immune Hemolytic Reaction,
update: being revived, both were stable, albeit terrified for about 2 days, before their autoimmune system began to kick in and Blaca's side of the body began to rot alongside with their brain decreasing in function, which shortly resulted in both bodies dying.

Name: Rosalind Tyler and Robert Ryanofski

description: this test subject is another from the GBI, caught them both on a date, so i decided "Well, i might as well treat myself!" and followed them home before knocking them out and taking them to the lab, Same as last time, but i did sterlise their bodies and internals before i began my surgery, that way, i could inject my own custom made auto-immune system that would stop them from painfully dying..
update: they woke up, they managed to stay conscious and both had the brain power to call me a "messed up piece of trash", however, when they tried to get up and attack me, both sides acted independently, which is the opposite of what should of happened, as they tried to move, they slowly and most likely accidentally, tore themselves apart.. anyway, off to the next lot!

Name: Caroline Johnson and Michelle Johnson

description: Ok, same as last time, santised bodies, changed blood type, The problem is the bodies acting independently, the bodies are linked but the brains aren't, the solution is obvious, by introducing a forked spine, that way both bodies can be supported while also allowing the fusion of the brainstems into 1 input, since it's a two way connection, they'll eventually adapt, their brains acting as one while also keeping individual thought and identity, i'm also using a mother and child to see if that changes anything.
update: they stayed unconsious for a day longer then usual, but when they finally awoke they both walked together and were able to pass basic movement tests, this is right before they started identifying as the same creature, started calling themselves "Chellaline", started begging for more minds and bodies, real fucking weird, it seems i've mastered the physical side of it, but the mental side of it is still an engima to me.

Name: Elizabeth C. Jackson and Zachary H. Derwid

description: another couple, santised bodies and blah blah blaah! Let's get to the good stuff, hopefully this time they don't go all weird hivemind zombie on me, Seeing as they're a couple, they shouldn't find any unfortunate mental links, which is what i'm pretty sure caused last times weird ass accident.
update: they awoke, and instead of thinking of themselves as some kind of hivemind, they instead thought of themselves as the child of their original bodies, somehow "retconning" their own memories to say that they were adopted by me after their "parents" died, this could be some kind of trauma response, the mind thinking up a new reality when the current one has become unbearable to withstand, i would of kept them, but they're too clingy, they're not even acting like an adult, they're like a imbecilic clingy child, sadly this lab is no place for a child and i had to dispose of them, sucks to suck and all that.

Name: Ted Mossberg (no relation) and Paula Croaker

description: So, i decided to take a random risk, What if i take two people who hate eachothers guts? and do the proceedure on them? will it change how they feel towards eachother? will it change the outcome? hopefully, if couples make children and mothers and children make hiveminds, what do enemies make? hopefully a success. same process as last time
Update: they awoke, and understood eachother, they realised their hate of one another was unfounded, was born out of childish anger, they saw both sides of the story, it's like they experienced eachothers life, They were both still on the playground, both the the victim and the bully, they were also at home, both poor and rich, and they were also here, right now, two souls, intertwined, their hatred directed towards me.
but sadly, i'm not looking for emotional realizations, i'm looking for people who can pilot complex mechanic vehicles, so after a few days of attempting to condition them, i gave up and shot them in the head.